THE CALL TO STFU

Service Description

Here’s how it works: You email us with: Their name Their phone number Any specific message you want relayed before the grand finale. You pay $30. That’s it. No hidden fees. Just one flat, petty little payment. I make the call. I’ll deliver your message (optional), then finish it with a bold, heartfelt, and undeniably satisfying: 👉 “Shut the f*** up.” Why use this service? You’re done arguing. You want to remain anonymous. You crave a bit of chaos—but with class. You simply want someone to be told off, professionally. The Rules (Yes, There Are a Few): No threats, no harassment, no hate speech. Just loudmouths getting served a slice of silence. If your request crosses a legal or moral line, I’m out. ***If they cannot be reached by phone, we will respond and let you knowing we may agree on a different day. No Refunds for unavailable persons. It is YOUR job to provide the correct information***