PRIVACY POLICY
**Privacy Policy**
**Effective Date:** April 20, 2025
Welcome to **Shut the F*** Up** ("we," "us," or "our"). We value your privacy—even if you’re here to start some petty drama. This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, and protect your information when you use our website or services.
**1. What We Collect**
When you use our service, we collect the bare minimum needed to complete your beautifully petty request:
- Your name and email (so we know who paid us).
- Payment information (processed securely via a third-party provider—we never see your full card info).
- The name and phone number of the person you want us to call.
- An optional message to be relayed before we deliver the magic words.
We don’t collect cookies to track your favorite snacks or your browsing history. We honestly don’t care what else you’re up to.
**2. What We Do With It**
We use your information to:
- Make *one* phone call.
- Deliver your message (plus the final “shut the f*** up”).
- Contact you if there’s an issue or if your request violates our Terms.
We do **not** sell, rent, or trade your data. We don’t even gossip about it. That would be ironic, wouldn’t it?
**3. Third-Party Services**
We use third-party payment processors to handle transactions. These services have their own privacy policies—feel free to read them, but we know you probably won’t.
**4. Data Retention**
We retain your information just long enough to complete the call and resolve any immediate follow-up issues. After that, we delete it like your ex’s number.
**5. Your Rights**
If you want us to delete your info sooner, email us. We’ll happily hit “delete” faster than we made that call for you.
**6. Legal Stuff**
We reserve the right to disclose information if legally required to do so (like if someone reports us to the FBI for saying mean words on the phone). Don’t worry—we’ll follow the law and also judge that person silently.
**7. Changes to This Policy**
We may update this Privacy Policy occasionally. When we do, we’ll post the new one right here. If the changes are major, we might even send you a snarky little email.
**8. Contact Us**
Questions? Concerns? Want to compliment our tone?
Email us at [Support@PhoneSTFU.com]. We promise not to tell you to shut the f*** up—unless you request it.
A LEGAL DISCLAIMER
Let’s Cover Our Asses, Shall We?
By using this website and our services, you acknowledge and agree that you are submitting personal information willingly and understand exactly what you’re paying for: one gloriously petty phone call.
While we take reasonable steps to protect your information and treat it with the level of respect it deserves (even if you're using it to stir the pot), we cannot and do not guarantee absolute security. If a data breach happens due to something beyond our control (aliens, rogue hackers, or the ghost of someone we told to shut the f*** up), you agree not to sue us into oblivion. We’ll do our best, but we’re a spicy phone service—not the NSA.
Furthermore, we’re not responsible for how the recipient of the call reacts. We’re here to deliver a message, not manage the emotional fallout. If they cry, ghost you, or show up at your place with a ukelele and a poem, that’s on you, my friend.
Use of this site and service means you’ve read this disclaimer, nodded sagely, and agreed that you won’t come after us legally for consequences that arise from you telling someone (via us) to shut the f*** up.
We’re bold, not reckless. Please be the same.
PRIVACY POLICY - THE BASICS
Having said that, a privacy policy is a statement that discloses some or all of the ways a website collects, uses, discloses, processes, and manages the data of its visitors and customers. It usually also includes a statement regarding the website’s commitment to protecting its visitors’ or customers’ privacy, and an explanation about the different mechanisms the website is implementing in order to protect privacy.
Different jurisdictions have different legal obligations of what must be included in a Privacy Policy. You are responsible to make sure you are following the relevant legislation to your activities and location.