PHONE STFU
Outsourced Confrontation Agency
Shut The Fuck Up is a discreet verbal messaging service designed for individuals who want to express firm boundaries without personal confrontation.
Clients submit the name and phone number of their intended recipient, along with an optional message they would like delivered. For a flat fee, we make a single phone call to that individual, professionally communicate the provided message if requested, and conclude the interaction with a direct and unmistakable command to "shut the f*** up."
This service is ideal for those who prefer to remain hands-off in difficult or frustrating situations, while still ensuring their message is heard loud and clear. We maintain a strict code of conduct, avoiding any illegal, threatening, or harassing behavior. Our goal is simple: to provide a direct communication solution with a touch of irreverence and a strong sense of finality.
Shut the F* Up is a discreet verbal messaging service designed for individuals who want to express firm boundaries without personal confrontation.** Clients submit the name and phone number of their intended recipient, along with an optional message they would like delivered. For a flat fee, we make a single phone call to that individual, professionally communicate the provided message if requested, and conclude the interaction with a direct and unmistakable command to "shut the f*** up."
Told my ex to shut the f*** up without breaking a sweat. "Lisa M."
He hasn’t texted since. I feel lighter. It’s like therapy, but aggressive.” "Jake D."
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SHUT THE FUCK UP: A Premium Confrontation Delivery Service
Tired of someone running their mouth? Let us do the dirty work.
For just $30, I will personally call *whoever* you want and tell them, in no uncertain terms, to shut the fuck up.
Here’s how it works:
1. **You email us** with:
- Their **name**
- Their *phone number*
- Any **specific message** you want relayed before the grand finale.
2. You pay $30.
- That’s it. No hidden fees. Just one flat, petty little payment.
3. We make the call.
- I’ll deliver your message (optional), then finish it with a bold, heartfelt, and undeniably satisfying:
👉 “Shut the f*** up.”
Why use this service?
- You’re done arguing.
- You want to remain anonymous.
- You crave a bit of chaos—but with class.
- You simply want someone to be told off, professionally.
The Rules (Yes, There Are a Few):
- No threats, no harassment, no hate speech.
- Just loudmouths getting served a slice of silence.
- If your request crosses a legal or moral line, we're out
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